Sometimes, men are okay, and it’s okay to show that with material goods! Happy Capitalism Season everyone, here’s the official Boshemia Boy Gift Guide TM. 

It’s our favourite time of year, but the true spooks aren’t the witches and nice ghosties that walk among us – it’s the everyday hauntings that are the most terrifying of all.

It’s finally happened to you; you’ve woken up in a Netflix Original Rom-Com. You just woke up and you’re inexplicably wearing mascara, brow gel, lipstain and a little eyeshadow in the socket. You suddenly have a manicure. Your antidepressants have disappeared, but strangely you’ve got the energy to go on a five mile run in the morning? Who are you?

Gals, V-day is fast approaching. Your hot date is right around the corner and as you reach for the lipstick, it’s time to ask yourself the important question: what vibe am I giving off tonight??

A lot of people don’t actually know this, but we all have the same 24 hours in a day, so use those hours wisely! Lucky for you, here’s your guaranteed guide to help you disgusting peasants be a totally girl boss babe. Follow this 5 step guide, and you too can enjoy such luxuries and The Influencer Sofa, mid-lockdown “work” trips to Dubai and complaining about Italian food.

So, we hear that you lot are unhappy? Sure, if you were really that unhappy, you could just leave the country, but apparently everyone wants to follow international law and display the right to protest. While we, at the government, respect your right to protest, we also don’t want to see anyone get hurt. With the help of Priti Patel, Boris Johnson and Emperor Palpatine, we’ve created a handy guide on how to protest without being too much of a bother.

With this guide, you’ll learn how to give ladies the coveted experience of being dated and ghosted by you. All her friends will be jealous!

Here are a few things that could happen to you on Friday the 13th that would probably maybe be the worst thing that happened to you this year. (I don’t want to hear about your actual problems, don’t @ me).

What if your parents want to talk about The Wall? Or The NHS? What if they offer their unsolicited opinions on Elizabeth Warren or AOC? It’s too late to turn back, so enjoy these tunes as you drive towards an inevitable argument.

Anyway here’s our list of tried and true (well, mostly) suggestions — from the (s)experts at Boshemia.

It’s Sexual Health Week, which means you should probably be thinking about booking your next trip to the clinic or ordering your free online testing kit, and having open and honest conversations with your partners about your sex life. While these are very important things to be thinking about (and Googling), it’s also sometimes important to take anonymous advice from someone who knows nothing about your life (or, indeed, about astrology).

Dyin’ to make it in the glitzy pictures of yesteryear? Just follow these steps and stick with me kid, we’ll turn you into a star. 

Satirical comedy is meant to be wielded as a weapon against those in power by those who have none. Things get dangerous when it falls into the wrong hands.

How do you write a caricature of someone with nothing to caricaturise?

Meanwhile, in a parallel universe…

Q’s devised a guide to celebrating V day while still staying punk.

A brief history of floral symbolism and how to avoid embarrassing botanical faux-pas.

It's possible sexbots were created for a straight white male audience who are realising they are no longer the centre of the world.